Last October, I received a whole bunch of words from a special ed teacher at a middle
school in Texas. These words were created by his students. It's February now, and
I'm finally getting around to updating the Nonsensicon... so here they are, at long
last and on a page all of their own.
--Matthew Feinberg

malcatdom when a poor cat is always hungry. Michele Eckelberger 8th grade
hypergoodify to recycle something to make it more good Casey Hammond 8th grader
misteddyhood when a teddy is not always wrong Misti Matthews 6th grader
antedoghood what always happens before a putdown Joshua Butler 7th grade
polyheartdom constantly in the state of love many times Jeremy Prince 6th grader
superdogate more animals got full over more food Ivan Alejandre 6th grader
autoplacetude self is at school where we always work Sheina Anderson 6th grader
obdogless a poor girl wihout food under the house Jodi Hukill 7th grader
protruckize to make a truck move forward Ronnie Wilbanks 8th grader
maldirtbikehood the state of a poor dirtbike Nicklas Robertson 7th grader
prosoccerize to make soccer for midgits Hunter Burks 8th grader
subalgaeship always under algae Jeremy Chesney 6th grader
preroachhood the state of a roach before it comes out Brandon Avila 7th grade
obcatate to make a cat against a dog Judy Joslin 6th grade
imdogtude not always a dog Nicholas Earl 7th grade
contradogtude always against dogs Cindy Richardson 6th grade
superfaithful full of faith over my teacher Faith Stone 6th grade
semicatdom always half animal Jamie Adams 6th grade
irboyhood to not make a boy go away Rachel Green 6th grader
superboatable constantly more power for your boat John Litchfield 8th grader
profootballable able to throw a football forward Preston Smith 8th grade
ultrabrainship more brain power needed always Steven Lamb 8th grader
extraloveable able to love more than another Shelly Hall 8th grader [wants to marry one of the members of NSINC]
extradogable always having more dogs than everybody else Wade Wyatt 8th grader
anitFordless you can do without a Ford Wade Wyatt 8th grader
hyperbeforetion hyper before class Jeremy Coker 8th grader
hyperbeautifulate to make more beautiful people Misty Nichols 8th grader
subFloridianness always under water Emily Nekuza 8th grade
ultrabasstion catching more bass in the act of fishing Matt Shelton 8th grade
autofootballship a football that throws itself, but in a state of happiness Ryan Barnhart 8th grader
ultrapeaceify to make more peace with your inner self Chris Hyde 8th grade
hyperhalfness a state of eating more than half of your cereal Samantha Howell 8th grade
ultracoolable 1. Wallace Newman II 2. where a son is able to be more cool than his dad Wally Newman 8th grade
antimomful mom is against the vampires because they are full of blood Nina Hudson 7th grader
extraplaystationize to make Play Station more fun Herschel Smith 8th grader
unicarate to make one car Jo Jo McKenney 8th grader
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