Non-existent words and their meanings.

Last October, I received a whole bunch of words from a special ed teacher at a middle school in Texas. These words were created by his students. It's February now, and I'm finally getting around to updating the Nonsensicon... so here they are, at long last and on a page all of their own.
    --Matthew Feinberg

malcatdom
    when a poor cat is always hungry.
    Michele Eckelberger 8th grade

hypergoodify
    to recycle something to make it more good
    Casey Hammond 8th grader

misteddyhood
    when a teddy is not always wrong
    Misti Matthews 6th grader

antedoghood
    what always happens before a putdown
    Joshua Butler 7th grade

polyheartdom
    constantly in the state of love many times
    Jeremy Prince 6th grader

superdogate
    more animals got full over more food
    Ivan Alejandre 6th grader

autoplacetude
    self is at school where we always work
    Sheina Anderson 6th grader

obdogless
    a poor girl wihout food under the house
    Jodi Hukill 7th grader

protruckize
    to make a truck move forward
    Ronnie Wilbanks 8th grader

maldirtbikehood
    the state of a poor dirtbike
    Nicklas Robertson 7th grader

prosoccerize
    to make soccer for midgits
    Hunter Burks 8th grader

subalgaeship
    always under algae
    Jeremy Chesney 6th grader

preroachhood
    the state of a roach before it comes out
    Brandon Avila 7th grade

obcatate
    to make a cat against a dog
    Judy Joslin 6th grade

imdogtude
    not always a dog
    Nicholas Earl 7th grade

contradogtude
    always against dogs
    Cindy Richardson 6th grade

superfaithful
    full of faith over my teacher
    Faith Stone 6th grade

semicatdom
    always half animal
    Jamie Adams 6th grade

irboyhood
    to not make a boy go away
    Rachel Green 6th grader

superboatable
    constantly more power for your boat
    John Litchfield 8th grader

profootballable
    able to throw a football forward
    Preston Smith 8th grade

ultrabrainship
    more brain power needed always
    Steven Lamb 8th grader

extraloveable
    able to love more than another
    Shelly Hall 8th grader [wants to marry one of the members of NSINC]

extradogable
    always having more dogs than everybody else
    Wade Wyatt 8th grader

anitFordless
    you can do without a Ford
    Wade Wyatt 8th grader

hyperbeforetion
    hyper before class
    Jeremy Coker 8th grader

hyperbeautifulate
    to make more beautiful people
    Misty Nichols 8th grader

subFloridianness
    always under water
    Emily Nekuza 8th grade

ultrabasstion
    catching more bass in the act of fishing
    Matt Shelton 8th grade

autofootballship
    a football that throws itself, but in a state of happiness
    Ryan Barnhart 8th grader

ultrapeaceify
    to make more peace with your inner self
    Chris Hyde 8th grade

hyperhalfness
    a state of eating more than half of your cereal
    Samantha Howell 8th grade

ultracoolable
    1. Wallace Newman II  2. where a son is able to be more cool than his dad
    Wally Newman 8th grade

antimomful
    mom is against the vampires because they are full of blood
    Nina Hudson 7th grader

extraplaystationize
    to make Play Station more fun
    Herschel Smith 8th grader

unicarate
    to make one car
    Jo Jo McKenney 8th grader

 

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